Disembarkation Cruise Tee — "Disembarkation: awful, would not recommend" Novelty Travel Shirt

Description

Light, soft, and a little sarcastic — this tee tells the story of one too-many cruise headaches with a wink. The front artwork shows a cruise ship, sinking sun, and a single gold star above an otherwise empty rating row with the caption “Disembarkation — awful, would not recommend.” It’s the sort of shirt that slips on easily for travel day, bar-side banter, or the ride home when you want to laugh about the trip instead of rehash it. The tri-blend fabric drapes gently, breathes in warm ports, and layers cleanly under a jacket when the evening breeze rolls in. If you remember the cramped buffets, the endless lines, or a particularly chaotic port stop, wearing this tee turns those memories into a shared joke — casual, honest, and quietly memorable.

Product features
- Super-soft tri-blend (50% polyester / 25% combed ring-spun cotton / 25% rayon) for durability and drape
- Lightweight fabric (4.3 oz/yd²) that breathes and layers well
- Side seams and shoulder tape keep shape and structure over time
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away DTF inner neck label for comfort
- Regular fit with clean front print using DTG for vibrant, lasting color

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

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